I try really hard not to talk like a Californian because I’m a princess
but my I can’t help it, that motherfucking whip is sick.
so sick.
(via doctorhotcoffee)
Shitz and giggles! telling my mom how i swallowed my piercing!
Mom: como te lo tragaste? ( how did you swallow it?)
Me: i was eating a corn dog..
Mom: un condon? ( a condom?)
Me: hahahahahahahahahahahaha no mom a CORN DOG
Mom: oh ok, yah te entiendo. ( ok i understand)
shes got high expectations of you






